May 2013
tragicyouthwasgoingdownonme:
goldshirts-tightpants:
little-goose:
Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas
I mean really
I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE...
"the friendzone"
shadesoflolita:
there was this one guy that kept asking me out.
every time I would politely decline.
He then kept complaining about how I led him on and put him in the “friendzone”
He got his friends to try to bully me into dating him
The next time I saw that guy, I told him “congratulations! you’ve left the friendzone!”
he looked really happy.
I then told him: “You’ve now entered the...
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rebeccasusanne:
“25 Things To Do Before You Turn 25
Make peace with your parents. Whether you finally recognize that they actually have your best interests in mind or you forgive them for being flawed human beings, you can’t happily enter adulthood with that familial brand of resentment.
Kiss someone you think is out of your league; kiss models and med students and entrepreneurs with part-time...
paynenvy:
hahry:
should i do homework or burn my school
the first one sounds like a lot of work
me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:
extrasad:
i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
“In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived,...”
– Buddha (via silentnostalgia)
“I always run into strong women who are looking for weak men to dominate them.”
– Andy Warhol (via chubby-pumpkin)
how to prepare for exams: cry
skin-and-ink:
flure:
I hate that feeling when you randomly feel depressed. There is no warning, no apparent reason. It just happens. You feel empty, and you feel hopeless. And you just feel tired. As if you never want to move again. Then when someone asks you what’s wrong, you can’t say because there is nothing that comes to mind. Then you start thinking of what it could be, and you realize...
“Normality is a paved road. It is comfortable to walk but no flowers grow on it.”
– Vincent van Gogh (via ohfairies)
<3
(via karathibault)
wearing-sammy-to-the-prom:
princeharrehs:
princeharrehs:
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the...
tessaviolet:
it’s interesting how one can feel like pretty okay and in a good positive mood and then all of a sudden it’s like being hit with a brick wall of despair and just what
thrillionaire:
just spooning my girlfriend
out of her container
it’s ice cream
“I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have...”
– The Kite Runner (via allthingssoulful)
Tangerine Kittens/Catangerines
redcrane:
A small litter of kittens carved from tangerines. :) I didn’t have the heart to eat them afterwards.
oh.
my god.
sufinartistwholovesrussia:
salaampuja:
reasons why Finland is cooler than you:
they have police reindeer
HOLY FUCK FINLAND.
“The millennials are the people who’ve inherited the hangover from the baby...”
– Why Time’s Millennials Cover Story Says More About Joel Stein Than It Does About Millennials
(via thealternative)
karathibault:
neck kissing is really fucking hot though
Yes.
dirtybongobeats:
lowkeat:
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
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sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
“Those who are hardest to love need it the most.”
– Socrates (via j-ardore)
