aalleexxwhat:

samvy:

tinker-net:

…witchcraft!

This.

this is like circular pole dancing omg

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diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

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mydrunkkitchen:

"A guy that doesn’t like your for being a feminist is never gonna eat your pussy right."

AWWWW SHIT.

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lesbianshark:

praisemypussy:

emfitzzz:

Holy shit. How are girls even straight.

I ask myself the same question all the time.

damn

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confirmance:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

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I want all of my lasts to be with you.
— Untitled (Phoebe Chapin)
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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
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